Title: Work of Art
Author: ML
Spoilers: don’t leave milk out of the refrigerator for too long
Rating: H for highly unlikely
Disclaimer: not mine, and your mileage may vary
What for: The BTT Hearts and Flowers in 155 challenge.
Summary: hearts and flowers, M&S style
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Work of Art
by ML
“What’s with the paint brush, Mulder?”
“I’m going to paint a work of art.”
“I didn’t know you were an artist.”
“I’m not.”
“And so — ?”
“I’m painting a work of art.”
“Is this Fox’s Paradox?”
“No, more like Mulder’s Paradigm.”
“Which is…?”
“Scully’s Perfection.”
“Very sweet, Mulder. What’s that you have behind your back?”
“Chocolate sauce. Or paint, if you prefer.”
“I think I’m starting to get this…are you going to make me guess what your canvas is?”
“Don’t I always keep you guessing? All you have to do is look in the mirror to know the answer.”
“Who knew you were such a romantic fool?…Just one more question.”
“Lay it on me, Scully.”
“Can I use you as my canvas?”
“Oooh, Scully, I thought you’d never ask. I just happen to have another paintbrush.”
“I hope you have more paint, too. I have a large canvas to cover.”
“Bring it on, G-Woman!”
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